Status Generator

Do you want a witty status to impress all of your friends with? Why not use our very own random status generator, simply copy the text from the field below to your own profile and you're away!

Just keep hitting the generate button below until you find one that fits you perfectly.

Submit Your Own Status!

If you would like to contribute your funny, quirky, or witty Facebook Statuses or Twitter Tweets to our Status Generator, please submit them using the box below, and we will include them to our database.

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